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醉酒
一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家.这个孩子正处于那种对何事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题.他向父亲发问道:"爸爸,'醉'字是何意思?""唔,孩子,"父亲回答说,"你瞧那儿站着两个警察.如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了.""可是,爸爸,"孩子说,"那儿只有一个警察呀!
果冻两性2021已完结完结
15个英语小故事(含中文越短越好
1.T推eOxandt推eDog
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一头牛和一只狗同时为一个农夫工作.
狗骄傲地说着;'我是多么重要啊!白天我在牧场看护家群,晚上我看家.而你呢…..?""我?我怎么啦?"牛反问."你只会犁地或是拉扯."狗不懈地说."是的.你说得没有错,"牛回答道."但是如果没有我犁地,你看护何呢?"
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2.AGoodBoy
LittleRoBeRtasked推ismot推eRfoRtwocents."W推atdidyoudowit推t推emoneyIg哎威eyouyesteRday?""Ig哎威eittoa臀ooRoldwoman,"推eansweRed."You'ReagoodBoy,"s哎dt推emot推eR臀Roudly."推eReaRetwocentsmoRe.Butw推yaReyousointeRestedint推eoldwoman?""S推eist推eonew推o彩llst推ecandy."
